Quick Quotes

Here is some humor overheard in the cubicles at work:

"I had this dream..."
"Was it a Martin Luther King kind of dream or a Freddy Kreuger kind?"


"Half a paycheck is better than no paycheck."


and

"I got a phone now."
"You got a phone!"
"It's not like that. My lawyer got it for me."
"Oh, are you on his plan, too?"